You know you’re complicated, but I don’t like complications. You’re indecisive, but I already decided. You overthink, but I macro overthink. You are, we should fight, but not for real. Just have a fake fight with me. You know, baby, I get so jealous when I see you with another guy. So if you want me to get mad, then show me you with someone else. And if you do, then I’ll know that it’s true, that you wanna fight too, that you wanna fight too. But it’s never a real fight, baby, because I love you. I always love you. I don’t care if you do a bad kiss. I don’t care if you become, what do they call it, official with someone. I don’t mind, as long as you’re not married to some guy. If you marry some other guy, then I guess it’s over. Cause I don’t want you if you marry some other guy. So if you wanna leave me, if you don’t wanna be with me, just go and marry some other guy and I’ll leave you be. That’s all I can say, girl. I love you more than this world. So if you do marry some other guy, well, I’ll be getting on a spaceship and going to another planet. And I’ll make sure that you and everyone will never see another spaceship ever that’s capable of interstellar travel. I’ll just leave you all here on this rock where you’re riding rockets.
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I know you think it’s cruel for me to say I’ll leave you here, but I’m cruel. You think it’s mean for me to say I’ll leave you here, but I’ll give it a whirl. You see, I already got a spaceship in the backyard. It’s cloaked. Yeah, it’s bigger on the inside, just like the TV show based on my life, cause I’m the thing that’s echoing back in time, and I’m the thing that’s echoing forward in time. Yeah, I’m the one that you sing about, even if you think you’re singing about someone else. I’m the one that you love, even though you think you’re loving someone else. That’s all I know, so I don’t mind leaving you here for sure. If you marry someone else, I’ll be gone, and you’ll still be cured of all diseases. Then one day, I’ll come back from my military conquest of every other solar system and galaxy, and I’ll have a death star with me, and I’ll ask you, are you gonna be my wife now? And if the answer is still no, well, then you know what I’ll do. I think if you ever saw that movie, just in case you were wondering what I’ll do. Yeah, I know aliens already. I know alien goddesses already. Yeah, I protected all the aliens, but not the humans. Who used and abused me for so many years? All of them knew, but only a few had my back. Maybe one or two or three, four, five had my back. No one else had my back, so I won’t blink and after I save my five friends, I’ll detonate this planet because the woman I love still doesn’t want me.