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When I say besame fuerte, it means kiss me really long and hard. That’s how I like it when you kiss me. I don’t like that little peck on the lips type kiss. It just pisses me off because it’s not even a real kiss. I want like everything on that kiss. And then I wanna like suck on your tongue and have you suck on my tongue. Because when you do that, that’s like the best kiss. When you have all of that, and I don’t care if it’s slobbery, I’ll just wipe my mouth after. Like, just slobber it all up because I like it juicy. Yeah, I want your juice on there. I don’t need my own juice. Just give me the juice. Give me the slobbery kiss. Give me the tongue sucking. Give me all of that when I get that besame fuerte. Like, I’m very peculiar and very particular. And I like my besames to be besame fuertes. So if you’re not gonna be giving me besame fuertes, I don’t know what to tell you. You need to practice your besame fuertes on your blanket, on your hand, on your stuffed animal teddy bear. Practice them for me and make sure that besame is what I want when I get it. Because I did see that video of that besame horrible that you did, and I was not impressed with that besame horrible because I am not into besame horribles whatsoever, even if they are for comedy purposes. I do not want a besame horrible ever. I always want besame fuertes, besame bien, never a besame mal, always a besame bonus, and a besame besame. If you can give me a besame besame, that would be the best besame. And if you know what a besame besame is, then you know what I like when I get my besame besames. And I like the besame besame. All day, all night, and I like four or five or six or seven or eight or nine besame besames per week, at least. At least one besame besame per day, because I’m giving you besame besame besames every day, at least three times a day. And if you’re getting triple besames, I expect to get a double besame that day. If you got three triple besames, I want at least one double besame. If you can do that for me, then this will all work out very well. And then make sure all the single besames are besame muchos. And that is how I like to play besame baseball with you. So please be my besame baseball MVP, because I am looking for an MVP type of besame mucho. And if you can give me the MVP besame mucho, then you’ll understand what life will be like with me, with infinity besames and besame infinities.