You know you’re complicated, but I don’t like complications. You’re indecisive, but I already decided. You overthink, but I macro overthink. You are, we should fight, but not for real. Just have a fake fight with me. You know, baby, I get so jealous when I see you with another guy. So if you want me to get mad, then show me you with someone else. And if you do, then I’ll know that it’s true, that you wanna fight too, that you wanna fight too. But it’s never a real fight, baby, because I love you. I always love you. I don’t care if you do a bad kiss. I don’t care if you become, what do they call it, official with someone. I don’t mind, as long as you’re not married to some guy. If you marry some other guy, then I guess it’s over. Cause I don’t want you if you marry some other guy. So if you wanna leave me, if you don’t wanna be with me, just go and marry some other guy and I’ll leave you be. That’s all I can say, girl. I love you more than this world. So if you do marry some other guy, well, I’ll be getting on a spaceship and going to another planet. And I’ll make sure that you and everyone will never see another spaceship ever that’s capable of interstellar travel. I’ll just leave you all here on this rock where you’re riding rockets.
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I know you think it’s cruel for me to say I’ll leave you here, but I’m cruel. You think it’s mean for me to say I’ll leave you here, but I’ll give it a whirl. You see, I already got a spaceship in the backyard. It’s cloaked. Yeah, it’s bigger on the inside, just like the TV show based on my life, cause I’m the thing that’s echoing back in time, and I’m the thing that’s echoing forward in time. Yeah, I’m the one that you sing about, even if you think you’re singing about someone else. I’m the one that you love, even though you think you’re loving someone else. That’s all I know, so I don’t mind leaving you here for sure. If you marry someone else, I’ll be gone, and you’ll still be cured of all diseases. Then one day, I’ll come back from my military conquest of every other solar system and galaxy, and I’ll have a death star with me, and I’ll ask you, are you gonna be my wife now? And if the answer is still no, well, then you know what I’ll do. I think if you ever saw that movie, just in case you were wondering what I’ll do. Yeah, I know aliens already. I know alien goddesses already. Yeah, I protected all the aliens, but not the humans. Who used and abused me for so many years? All of them knew, but only a few had my back. Maybe one or two or three, four, five had my back. No one else had my back, so I won’t blink and after I save my five friends, I’ll detonate this planet because the woman I love still doesn’t want me.
I’m here sitting next to you again, saw you waving at that train, reminds me of what I like to do when I’m talking to you. You know I like to hold your hand in mine, makes me feel so good to know that you’re mine. All I want in this life is you, all I want in my life is for you to come through. Not on the ones and twos, just in reality. I want to see you sitting next to me every day and every night. I want you in my bed and in my life. I want to have dinner and breakfast and lunch every day no matter what anybody says. I want you, I want you, I want you every second. I want you every nanosecond. I want you every microsecond. I want you every millisecond. I want you every moment continuous. Tell me how many moments is that, well I’ll tell you it’s infinity moments, baby. That’s how much time I have with you because I know how to divide things up. I know how to divide my time between you and my missions for the CIA. So I hope you sign that contract that they offered to you to be my only one and only boo.
I saw you on an album, it was a vinyl, you had your angel wings, you had an arrow in your back, maybe two. I wondered what it meant, then I saw you with an arrow in the front. You were in the waiting room, you were waiting for me to come through. Then I showed up with my left hand bandaged, and you wondered, was it me, the one you were looking for? Yeah, you know it’s me, so what you wanna do? Well, I think we should go on a trip, where do you wanna go this time? Let’s go back to KY, not talking about the jelly guy, you know what I mean. Why don’t we get those cigars for you and I to have a Che Guevara party? You know we like to smoke, we want all the smoke, yo. So who was it thinking that this was a joke? Who was it out there thinking that this was a joke? It’s not a joke, it’s just proof. Of love, proof of love, proof of love, cause I’m a scientist and I wanna know if love really exists, because I can talk to anyone I want on my radio, and I know when I talk to the one I love, my wife, there’s only one reply from my wife. So if you weren’t my wife, why were you replying? This ain’t no joke, this ain’t no joke, this ain’t no joke. Well, what’s the answer? If it’s not a unanimous yes, then I wanna know who I gotta kick in the chest with a rifle bullet. You know that rifle has a kick when it’s called Obama. That rifle has a kick when it’s called Camila. But when the rifle is called George Washington, that’s my favorite one to shoot you, if you were talking shit. Not you, just whoever was talking shit.
I was staring at the sunset, I saw it reflected in your eyes. It was such a surprise when you went so far, so far that you got so close, that you came so close to me, and I heard all the words that you speak. I hear all the words that you say to me. We have such a connection, baby. Don’t you know who we were? We were lovers for a long, long time, long time ago. So I don’t mind what you do, I don’t mind what you do, I don’t mind what you do. You can do what you want, baby. I don’t care what you do before you meet me, but after you meet me in Dominicano, then you better be true for me because I didn’t know, baby, back then, but you did. And we’re not just friends, we’re not just friends, we’re not just friends because I know the way you taste, I know the way you bake. I like the cookies that you make. I love the babies that you make too. I love the ladies that you make too. Turning our babies into young ladies. You’re such a good mother. You’re such a great mom. You’re such an amazing grandmother too. That’s what your grandkids wanted me to tell you. I said, that’s what your great-grandkids wanted me to tell you. That’s what your entire familia wanted me to tell you. Because you know what it is when I’m tuned in to your station. I know what you want me to say. I know what you want me to say. I love you, baby. I said it. I said it so many times. I never regret it.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Heard you sing a song called Bam Bam. What’s it about? A Mercedes-Benz C-Class car that I once rode around in. H-A-W-A-I-I. What’s the deal with Bam Bam? Oh, Bam Bam is a time travel machine that I used to ride around in. But I saw Bam Bam when I was 18, walking down Cannon Drive. I saw Bam Bam do a ride. I saw Bam Bam do a drive. Tinted out back in the day, you know. Bam Bam back in the day is a little out of place, you see. The year was 2001 when I saw Bam Bam going around, you know. Bam Bam is from 2011, but I saw Bam Bam in 2001. It wasn’t a space odyssey when I saw Bam Bam on the campus, lady. You know, was it you driving Bam Bam around back then? Well, I don’t know when you were born, but I saw Bam Bam in 2001. I don’t know if you could have been driving back then, because I think you were only three or four years old back then. So you must have been time traveling when I saw you driving Bam Bam all around the, you know, the, you know, the, I saw you driving Bam Bam around The, I saw you driving Bam Bam around The, I saw you driving Bam Bam around The, but the windows were tinted so I couldn’t see inside of the car.
I should have said it, I didn’t say it. What do you want me to say? Yeah, I want you. When are you talking about? I never left you. I never left you. I never picked another one. I told you even if I say another name, it’s you. I like to change your name sometime, baby. You know me. I don’t want more than one. I don’t need more than one. All I want is the one. I was looking for love for my whole life. Then I heard your voice and I knew it was the one I was looking for. Have fun is what they tell us. Stay out of trouble. They don’t know us. We’re always into it. We’re always never the same since we heard Never Be The Same. Since I heard that other song with three syllables. Ha, ha, ha. Va, va, va. Na, na, na. That’s my favorite remix of all three. You know me.
I only need three acres, but you only need two because you are such a cobra dude.
Yeah, I know, baby. I’m like the big snake. You know I am such a big snake. You know I am a little scary when I come through, but I’m a mafia Yakuza Triad Irish mob Italian mafia Serbian mafia, but we upgraded the Indian mafia to the Triple I Alliance with the cartels on the tip, with the cartels on the tip. Yeah, I changed the cartel to the cartels. How many cartels am I in? Well, four, six, eight, nine, and to be exact, 4,689 cartels I’m in.
They can’t rob me of this, they can’t rob me of you. You’re my one and only. I love you so much. That’s not a joke. Not a joke. Not a joke. I got so much for you. I gave so much to you. I gave you what you wanted. Did you get what you wanted? I think you couldn’t breathe when you saw what I gave you. My present to you. Yeah, I’m an angel. Yeah, I’m an angel. Yeah, I’m your angel. Yeah, you’re my angel. That’s all I know. You call me Cupid, and I know Lucifer. But he and I are different, just so you aren’t scared. I got a lot of angel friends out there. I got a lot of angels out there looking after me and you. I got a lot of faros. I got a lot of faros out there looking for me and you. Looking out for me and you. Now you know why the Pope says, Hoowa! Long live the trigger. Now you know why the Pope says we can get married at the Vatican in July. Of this year, so I hope you’re there, I hope I’m there, I hope we’re both there. I don’t know what else to tell you, I did everything just as you wanted me to do. So you know when you see me, you don’t have to R-E-S-P-E-C-T me ever, baby. Because I love you. Because I love you. Because I love you.
It’s been a secret for the longest time. Don’t run, don’t hide. I want to see you. When can I see you? I want to meet you again. I love you so much, I can’t believe it. When I saw you in the ER, you were so cute. You know what I mean. Waiting room, waiting room. You were waiting for me in the waiting room, but it wasn’t you. It was another boo. But I know the way you smile with a giggle. Kisses of history, oh I love it, hey. You use your words. I like this version better. What a samurai. Ask me about the beads in HAWAII. You know I’m not sky high, I’m just sky high with happiness from my baby. See, you want a golden hour of songs that can never be wrong. I’ve got the best woman in the entire universe. She’s so talented, so very talented. Don’t think you can pretend to be me, don’t think you can pretend to be her, because if you do, I have a samurai army now.
Transcribe this. What makes this so infuriating is I told so many doctors about this, and none of them are excited about it. It’s almost as if they want you to be obese and not able to lose weight without taking these medications that cost thousands of dollars.
They want you to be fat so they can keep seeing you for some reason. It’s almost like they don’t want your diseases to be cured and they don’t want your obesity to be cured.
I’m so embarrassed to be part of the medical community when the response is like this to something that’s so groundbreaking, especially when someone who actually has a background in clinical investigation and a master’s of public health is telling you about it, and you just choose to ignore it. That just shows how bad the medical system is.
It really is the swamp that Donald Trump talked about. You see, I came back to Ohio after working in Chicago for 15 years, and I found so much corruption in the medical community in Ohio, it’s disgusting.
Literally, doctors look the other way and don’t say anything when their companies are doing massive medical fraud. There’s two examples of this, but I don’t want to reveal the details.
Let’s just say the major academic university in Columbus, Ohio, is telling everyone at Medicare and Medicaid that every patient admitted there has cancer. They’re putting an oncological billing diagnosis code on every patient, I think. That’s what the chief medical officer of another corrupt medical organization that I was working for told me.
And this other organization, they keep people in an LTAC hospital, long-term acute care LTAC hospital, for 15 extra days sometimes, just because the insurance is going to pay for 15 extra days. And while they’re in this facility, the patient usually gets another infection and then has to stay for 30 more days.
So I was trying to discharge a patient, and the social worker told me, no, you’re not allowed to. The insurance is paying for 15 more days. And then I was like, what if the patient gets another infection? Because this place is coated with multidrug-resistant organisms. And then the social worker laughed and said, well, then we get to keep the patient for 30 extra days. And then I was like, fuck these people. They deserve to lose their jobs. And this hospital needs to be put out of business.
So I complained to the state medical board, to JD Vance, because I’m from Middletown, Ohio, and Donald Trump. And if these guys don’t do anything about this, they are so full of shit about draining the swamp. It’s unbelievable.
Because my first girlfriend’s dad is best friends with Joe Biden, and I made sure she knows about it. And her sister, who’s best friends with Joe Biden’s daughter. And by the way, I also made sure to tell them to send it to Joe Biden himself.
So the first president before this guy knows about it, and I told Joe Biden, please send it to Barack Obama, so the second president before this guy knows about it too. So the current president knows about it, the president before him knows about it, and the president before that knows about it.
So if nothing is done, this government is so fucking corrupt and owned by the corrupt medical system that I don’t even know what we should do. I think we should just sue the federal government and put the federal government and CMS out of business if they don’t do anything about this medical corruption, because it is so bad.
They’re like stealing trillions of dollars from the American public over the past 25 years doing this. And who knows how long it’s been going on with these long-term acute care hospitals where they’re keeping people 15 extra days just because the insurance will pay for it, and then the guy gets another infection and has to stay 30 days.
This is like a violation of the civil rights of those patients, keeping them in a hospital coated with multi-drug resistant organisms and putting them at risk for getting another infection just because the insurance is paying for extra days. It is a travesty that this is going on in Ohio. I’ve never heard of anything like this in Illinois or Chicago.
So I think this is just straight-up Ohio corruption, and Ohio is not the greatest state whatsoever. It’s a shithole state, actually, filled with racists and dumbasses, because… I had a patient in Ohio, a black patient, that had a wide open belly with his intestines exposed and a piece of plastic over it, and I added IV Dilaudid for pain control because he said he was in excruciating pain. I worked for a week, and then I went off for a week, and I came back, and I walked in the room and the guy was crying, and then I asked him what’s going on.
He said, they stopped my IV pain meds. So I looked and someone had stopped it. So I ordered it and then told the nurse to give it right away, and he got it, and he felt better. So then I worked a week, I went off for a week, he came back. He was crying again in the room, and I said, what’s going on?
So I went and found the doctor who stopped the medicine, and you know, the guy’s belly was still exposed with his intestines exposed. He looked like an operation man in real life. It was crazy. I’d never seen a surgery like that. There was like a piece of plastic, and you could see all of his intestines in there.
So then I go talk to this doctor who’s a white guy, and I’m like, why did you stop the pain meds on this guy? And he said, oh, I’m trying to wean him off. And I was like, this guy’s belly is exposed with a piece of plastic over his intestines. Like, why are you trying to wean him off pain meds? That’s not going to heal for two or three years. And then he just shrugged. Michael Conoway MD.
So then I talked to the chief medical officer of the company and asked him, like, this is kind of racist because I had a white patient, he didn’t stop the IV Dilaudid on that I started. He only stopped it on my black patients. And then the chief medical or the chief CEO Craig Barker DO of the company is like, are you going to make a big deal about racism? And I was like, I didn’t say anything, but yeah, I am because I was an attending in Chicago for 15 years and 80% of my patients were black.
So, you know, the other thing is in Ohio, they question sickle cell patients about the dose of their IV pain meds when they come into the hospital. In Chicago, we just give them whatever they ask for. That just shows how racist the doctors in Ohio are against black people. It’s unbelievable.
I think, in fact, they should sue any white doctor who ever stopped IV Dilaudid or IV pain meds on a black person in Ohio just because it’s probably some white racist doing it just to stop them on a black person for no reason.
Like why are you trying to wean the pain meds off of a black person who needs them? Like, why are you trying to wean them off? Do you think black people are more likely to get addicted to IV pain meds or something? Because that’s racist. And you’re a racist.
That’s why all these white doctors in Ohio are huge racists, so fuck them. They should all lose their medical licenses. Any white doctor who ever stopped IV pain meds on a black person, the white doctor should lose their medical license, period. Yeah, because they did it because they’re racist. They shouldn’t be doctors. Fuck them.
You’re supposed to treat every person equally. That’s how I do it. That’s how I was taught to do it, but apparently the white doctors who taught me don’t actually do it that way. Or the white students and residents that were being taught didn’t learn it that way.
So I don’t know what the fuck the problem is in Ohio, but I’m here to clean this shit up because I don’t give a fuck. I’m a doctor. I’m here to solve the problems doctors have, and you shitfuck doctors are a big problem for me. So fuck you.
Girl, I’m so into you, I don’t know what I’m gonna do. I’ve been thinking about you night and day. I don’t know what I can do to make you stay. I know you said you’d stay with me forever, but I got to get to her. I gotta get to you. I have to find you. I know where you live, I know where you’re at. I know that you don’t like being a brat, but you do like it being a brat. I don’t know what I’m gonna do. I’m so into you. I think about you every day, every moment I’m awake. I can’t help myself. Your songs are what bring me wealth, a wealth of knowledge about you and what you like. How can I be something that you like? I hope you give me a ride like a bike. I hope you give me a try like a trike. I know you’re mine. I like to three wheel with you, even though you have four wheels. I love to take you for a spin. I love to take you out for a din. You’re my one and only. You’re my only only. That’s why I’m so lonely when I don’t have you. These other girls, they don’t fill the gap that you fill. They don’t fill me up the way you fill me up with your love, with your lyrics, with your rhymes, with your poems, with your words in time. I don’t know how else to say it, but I love you so much. I wanna make it. I wanna make it with you. I wanna take it with you. I wanna bake it with you. I want you to roll a spliff and not bake it. I want you to roll a joint and not bake it. I wanna drive around the city with you naked, but not naked. I want you in a red dress. Can’t you tell that’s my favorite color? I’m a Blood, so don’t hurt me like another. Don’t hurt me like another guy that you passed on. I want you. I want you so bad, I could fast on it. I want you so bad, I could do a Ramadan on it, even though I’m not a slim shady. I like you, baby. I love you, baby. I hope you take me seriously.
